yep. enough said. ide like to send out a special greeting to halmark--- eff you
just got back from the grocery store where i bought myself my own valentines day dinner, steak, mashed potatoes and asparagus, along with my own box of chocolates and my own bottle of wine
the most depressing part was not buying all this for myself, im used to that, it was seeing all the men in the grocery store with flowers and buying stuff to make dinner for their significant others that was really awesome,
but the only positive part of the day was the warm weather, a.k.a. it was 50 degrees and sunny and it was amazing, walked to starbucks got an ice caramel macchiato that was really nice but now the fact that once again i am alone on valentines day is setting in, and i havent even opened my bottle of wine yet.
if i ever do have a valentine, which dont worry im not super hopeful this is what i would like to enjoy i dont even mind if i dont get flowers, part of me thinks theyre kind of a waste of money since theyre not gonna last very long so either
a. get me a massage
b. a vacation
c. a puppy
d. louboutins
e. honestly at this point even just an e-greeting would be nice
so to top off my evening and because its a tradition for my 3rd valentines day in a row being single online speed dating
its HILARIOUS
only because i do not take it seriously at all and i dont know why these people are.
I ask question like do u like hamsters? or cheese and when they ask what im doing i say im eating a bologna sandwich or cuddling with my hermit crab, im into magicians, beanie babies and making snow forts, and no i cant meet you for drinks because im on house arrest but maybe in a few months my mother can supervise us and oh sry gg my kittens just had babies, and what am i up to tonight? well my bf just dumped me on vday but its ok cus im gonna have a threesome with his cousins , oh btw do u like steak, cus i like it..on me..raw
and even after all of that they still dont end the date but instead ask for my sn, i give them a fake skype name then peace. so why are guys on here so interested or w/e despite whatever i say, when in a bar when i act normal most guys wont give you the time of day, yes i know these men are probaly 35+ living with their parents but rly what do they think theyre gonna get out of this? do they rly think im gonna be like hey you should definitly come over and have drinks with me, because its not like your a total stranger but i do wish i was as ballsy in a bar as i am online speed dating but i guess its because im not face to face with these people, except some lovely indivduals feel the need to put on their web cams which i think is hilarious because i enjoy watching their reactions to my ridiculous questions
i am glad tho that in 25 mins vday will be over which means i have to go back to dieting and stop eating my feelings, even tho the the 4.99 box of russel stover chocolates that i splurged on for myself suckedddd and im pretty sure i bought pork instead of a nice steak, but the mashed potatoes i made were amazing
so my resolution is not even to get a card but at least a happy valentines day txt from someone besides my parents, yes i set my sights high, what can i say
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