detox diet restarted day: 1/2

soo decided to restart the detox diet again after seeing photos from this weekend, this time me and raychel have decided to do it, and we also want to give the cayenne pepper detox diet a whirl..kinda...cus it sounds brutal
at first we're going to combine both, like today we made the shake which consists of cayenne pepper, lemon juice, water, and organic maple syrup. yummmmmm, not as bad as i thought, but im not sure how people drink that and only that for 10 days, ahhhhhh that sounds completely treacherous, i think i would have to be in a locked padded room in a straight jacket to do that, and probably after that too. if i go 2 days without carbs i get pretty bitchy so this should be interesting.
we had a shake and a salad sans dressing:( for dinner, i had a grapefruit and 2 eggs for breakfast hence while im only calling this half a day.
but tomorrow, shake and raw veggies
we'll do that for 2 days, then throw in some vegtable broth minimal veggies and shake for 2 days, then last 2 days shake, if im still alive, which is very unlikely
I'm mostly doing this to cleanse my system of all those bad toxins ive gained this holiday season, so i can start spring fresh and toxin free, which will hopefully then motivate me to start exercising more
we're also planning on looking into gym memberships on friday
monday is not being included into this because it is valentines day and we will be eating and drinking our feelings, so I'm probaly gonna need to add on 2 extra days just for the relapse of that day.
if only i could be put into a deep sleep like sleeping beauty and awake in the spring when its warm, and the ground is snow free, and I would be rested and skinnier from rest, but thats fairytale world unfortunately :(
sunday through wednesdays are easy for me to diet, its thursdays through saturdays that are rough, because they involve drinking and late night runs to ihop, mcdonalds, kellys roast beef, and any pizza place open after 2 am, its not good, and even though every weekend i tell myself i wont do it, 2 am rolls around and im conned into it. so hopefully this weekend i can stay clear of that, fingers double crossed

ill keep you posted on detox day 1.5 tomorrow